plot armor

This is plot armor. Wear it and you won't be killed. ha. Pun intended, right?

Three days ago it was my 6th Skyrim birthday, so I'm celebrating by uploading this completely useless mod.

Please don't download it, just use tgm in command console if you don't want to die.

Are you downloading? Seriously? Great, add another .esp to your plugin limits.

You can find a steel breastplate with the "Plot Armor" enchantment in the Temple of Talos at Lakeview Manor and Embershard Mine. Wear it and make your player essential. Get it? Because it's actually armor, but it also creates plot armor around the protagonist.

You don't have to tell me I'm the funniest person on earth.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: For the love of God, please stop masturbating and restore the Valley of the Wanderers and Last Refuge! They are all totally broken!

Answer: No.

Q: Then take them off the top and stop letting people place mission mods that can't be completed without sacrificing the original power to fix all the bugs in their load order.

A: Look, I haven't been in school since early September and I've been completely focused on schoolwork, lifting heavier objects and running faster. I'm going home for a few days now over Thanksgiving and honestly I should be reading Livy's Roman History right now, but sometimes you just gotta write a FAQ.

Q: Wait, do you have any other interests besides making game models through self-stimulation? Is this game a shabby but successful 8 year old video game made by a charismatic, narcissistic, pathological liar? Who knows? ! That doesn't give you an excuse to leave your broken junk here, though.

Answer: Uninstall and cancel approval. I just stopped caring about modding 3 months ago. I might get back into trouble when I get home between fall and spring semesters, which is usually when I'm struggling with my refit.

Q: This mod is indeed worse than Trainwiz's "Golden Witch" mod.

A: Never insult Trainwiz on my mod page again, you hear me?

Q: Have you ever considered joining Skyblivion, Skywind or Beyond Skyrim? You obviously have some talent, you're just clumsy and out of control.

Answer: No. I like being clumsy and not in control. From September to December, and then from February to May, I also completely canceled modifications.

Q: If they were willing to let you write an FAQ, would you?

Answer: I would have been kicked out by a Kangaroo sooner than I would have refused such an offer.

Q: When will we get Part 3 of Castle in the Jellal Mountains?

A: Wait, do you still want it? damn it...

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Three days ago was my 6th Skyrim Birthday, so I'm uploading this utterly useless mod in celebration.

Don't download it please, just use tgm in the command console if you want to not die.

You are downloading it? Seriously? Fine, one more.esp in your plugin limit.

You can find a steel cuirass at the shrine of Talos by Lakeview Manor and Embershard Mine with the "Plot Armor" enchantment on it. Put it on, and it makes the player essential. Get it? Because it's actually armor, but it also creates a plot armor shield around a main character.

You don't have to tell me that I'm the funniest person.

FAQ:

Q: For the love of God, stop masturbating and fix Valley of Outcasts and the Last Refuge! They are both completely broken!

A: No.

Q: Then take them off the, stop letting people put quest mods that are unfinishable without sacrificing a virigin to fix all the bugs in their load order.

A: Look, I've been away at school since the beginning of September, and I've been completely locked in on schoolwork, lifting heavier objects, and running faster. I'm back at my family's house for a few days for Thanksgiving now, and I honestly should be reading Livy's The History of Rome right now, but sometimes you just need to write an FAQ.

Q: Wait, you have interests other than self-stimulation making mods for a broken-but-successful, 8-year old video game made by a charismatic, narcissistic, pathological liar? Who knew? …