劇情裝甲

這是情節裝甲。 戴上它，你不會被殺死。 哈。 雙關語，對嗎？

三天前是我的第6個天際生日，因此我正在上傳這個完全沒用的mod來慶祝。

請不要下載它，如果您不想死的話，只需在命令控制台中使用tgm即可。

您正在下載嗎？認真嗎很好，在您的插件限制中再添加一個.esp。

您可以在Lakeview Manor和Embershard Mine的Talos神殿中找到一個鋼製胸甲，上面有“ Plot Armor”附魔。戴上它，使播放器必不可少。得到它？因爲它實際上是盔甲，但它還會圍繞主角創建劇情盔甲。

您不必告訴我我是上最有趣的人。

常問問題：

問：爲了上帝的愛，請停止自慰，並修復流浪者之谷和最後的避難所！他們都完全壞了！

答：不可以。

問：然後將它們從上拿下來，不要再讓人們放置無法完成的任務模塊，而不必犧牲原動力來修復其加載順序中的所有錯誤。

答：看，自9月初以來我就一直不在學校讀書，而且我完全專注於功課，舉起較重的物體並運行得更快。我現在要在感恩節回到家中待幾天，老實說，我現在應該讀Livy的《羅馬歷史》，但有時您只需要寫一個FAQ。

問：等等，除了通過自我刺激製作遊戲模型之外，您還有其他興趣嗎？該遊戲是由魅力無限，自戀，病態的騙子製作的破舊但成功的8歲電子遊戲嗎？誰知道？！不過，這並不能給您藉口將破碎的垃圾留在這裏。

答：卸載並取消認可。 3個月前，我才停止關心改裝。當我在秋季和春季學期之間回到家時，我可能會重新陷入困境，這通常是在我艱難地進行改裝的時候。

問：這個mod確實比Trainwiz的“金魔女” mod差。

A：永遠不要再在我的Mod頁面上侮辱Trainwiz了，你聽到了嗎？

問：您是否考慮過加入Skyblivion，Skywind或Beyond Skyrim？您顯然具有一定的才能，您只是笨拙而不受控制。

答：不。我喜歡笨拙而不受控制。從9月到12月，再從2月到5月，我也徹底取消了改裝。

問：如果他們願意讓您編寫常見問題解答，您願意嗎？

答：我會比拒絕那樣的提議更早被被袋鼠淘汰的Kang腳踢倒。

問：我們什麼時候可以獲得傑拉爾山脈城堡的第3部分？

A：等等，你們還是想要嗎？他媽的...

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Three days ago was my 6th Skyrim Birthday, so I'm uploading this utterly useless mod in celebration.

Don't download it please, just use tgm in the command console if you want to not die.

You are downloading it? Seriously? Fine, one more.esp in your plugin limit.

You can find a steel cuirass at the shrine of Talos by Lakeview Manor and Embershard Mine with the "Plot Armor" enchantment on it. Put it on, and it makes the player essential. Get it? Because it's actually armor, but it also creates a plot armor shield around a main character.

You don't have to tell me that I'm the funniest person.

FAQ:

Q: For the love of God, stop masturbating and fix Valley of Outcasts and the Last Refuge! They are both completely broken!

A: No.

Q: Then take them off the, stop letting people put quest mods that are unfinishable without sacrificing a virigin to fix all the bugs in their load order.

A: Look, I've been away at school since the beginning of September, and I've been completely locked in on schoolwork, lifting heavier objects, and running faster. I'm back at my family's house for a few days for Thanksgiving now, and I honestly should be reading Livy's The History of Rome right now, but sometimes you just need to write an FAQ.

Q: Wait, you have interests other than self-stimulation making mods for a broken-but-successful, 8-year old video game made by a charismatic, narcissistic, pathological liar? Who knew?! Still, that doesn't give you an excuse to leave your broken garbage here.

A: Uninstall and un-endorse. I just stopped caring about modding 3 months ago. I'll probably get back into this shit when I come home between the fall and spring semesters, which is usually when I crunch on modding hard.

Q: This mod is honestly worse than Trainwiz's "Witch of the Sands" mod.

A: Never insult Trainwiz again on my mod page, you hear me?

Q: Have you ever thought about joining Skyblivion, Skywind, or Beyond Skyrim? You clearly have some degree of talent, you're just wildly clumsy and uncontrolled.

A: No. I like being wildly clumsy and uncontrolled. I also completely check out of modding from September to December and then from February to May.

Q: If they offered to let you write their FAQs, would you do it?

A: I would sooner get kicked in the crotch by a methed-out Kangaroo than turn down an offer like that.

Q: When are we gonna get Part 3 of Jerall Mountains Citadel?

A: Wait, you guys still actually WANT that? Fuck...