Better food SSE

Add some benefits to food, as food is useless without any mods that add to the game's needs.

Oldrim Link

Well, listen up, moms, I have another question for Skyrim and you're about to learn it! Food in Skyrim is completely useless which makes me feel like holy hell, so I better get buffs from food! Oh, and I also added a recipe that lets you cook human flesh, because why not?

Frequently Asked Questions:

• What exactly does this mod do?

Are you an illiterate cock nugget or are you just stupid? I've already said what this mod does!

• How exactly do you make food better?

I mostly increased the duration and amount of buffs that were already there, and I occasionally added another buff that I felt made sense.

• Why did you add a recipe for cooking human flesh? ! Is this a bit twisted?

Yes, it's a delightful twist! Next stupid question!

Why are you making this mod?

I recently played The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (I know, I'm a latecomer) and I loved the chef-healing mechanic, so when I returned to Skyrim I thought the food was fucking pathetic, so I took it upon myself to make it even better!

• Is this a bit unbalanced?

Fuck you. By the way, I add value to the food so it's not as cheap and readily available, and I also just cook the food most of the time. Some uncooked foods, such as carrots and gourds, have a very small buff.

-Why so many curses on simple mods?

Because fuck you, that's why.

• Is it compatible with (MOD X)?

Yes, just load it below (MOD X) in the load order. The only exception is that I don't think this will work with some of iNeed's settings; if you want to try this with iNeed, be sure to turn off any price changes and leave food effects on.

• Will you make a less powerful version?

No! I made this mod for myself and releasing it was just an afterthought. It's tailored to my liking, if you don't like it then ask someone to make it or make it yourself.

• Do people really ask these questions?

Unfortunately, they do seem to raise these issues, even as silly jokes. I think people just lack common sense.

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Oldrim Link

Alright, listen up, motherfuckers, I have yet another problem with Skyrim, and you're about to learn all about it! The food in Skyrim is completely useless, and this bugs the holy hell out of me, so I made the buffs you get from food better! Oh, I also added a recipe that allows you to cook human flesh because why the hell not?

FAQ:

-What exactly does this mod do?

Are you an illiterate cock nugget, or are you just stupid? I already said what this mod does!

-How exactly did you make the food buffs better?

I mostly increased the time and magnitude of already existing buffs, and I very occasionally added another buff that I felt made sense to have.

-Why would you add in a recipe to cook human flesh?! Isn't that a bit twisted?

Yes, it is delightfully twisted! Next stupid question!

-Why did you make this mod?

I recently played the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for the first time (I know, I'm a latecomer), and I LOVED the cook to heal mechanic, so when I came back to Skyrim, I felt that the food was fucking pathetic, so I took it upon myself to make it better!

-Isn't this a bit unbalanced?

Fuck you. By the way, I increased the value of food, so it is not as cheap and easy to get, and I also only buffed cooked foods for the most part. Some uncooked foods, like carrots and gourds, got a very small buff.

-Why so much swearing for a simple mod?

Because fuck you, that's why.

-Is it compatible with (MOD X)?

Yes, just load it below (MOD X) in your load order. The only exception is that I do not think this would work with some of iNeed's settings; make sure to turn off any price changes and to leave the food effects on if you wish to try this with iNeed..

-Will you make a less powerful version?

NO! I made this mod for myself, and releasing it was merely an afterthought. It's tailored to my liking, and if you don't like that, go ask someone e …