更好的食物SSE

爲食物添加一些好處，因爲沒有任何增加遊戲需求的mod，食物是無用的。

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好吧，聽聽，媽媽們，我還有Skyrim的另一個問題，你就要學習它了！ “天際”中的食物是完全無用的，這會讓我感到神聖的地獄，所以我更好地從食物中獲得了增益！哦，我還添加了一個食譜，讓你煮人肉，因爲爲什麼不呢？

常問問題：

• 這個mod究竟做了什麼？

你是一個文盲的公雞金塊，還是你只是愚蠢？我已經說過這個mod做了什麼！

• 你究竟如何讓食物更好？

我大多增加了已經存在的buff的時間和數量，我偶爾會添加另一個我覺得有意義的buff。

• 你爲什麼要添加一個烹調人肉的食譜？！這有點扭曲嗎？

是的，它是令人愉快的扭曲！下一個愚蠢的問題！

你爲什麼要做這個mod？

我最近演奏了塞爾達傳說：野外呼吸（我知道，我是一個後來者），我喜歡廚師來治療機械師，所以當我回到天際時，我覺得食物是他媽的很可憐，所以我自己把它變得更好！

• 這有點不平衡嗎？

操你。順便說一句，我增加了食物的價值，所以它不那麼便宜和容易獲得，而且我也只是大部分時間煮熟的食物。一些未經烹煮的食物，如胡蘿蔔和葫蘆，有一個非常小的buff。

• 爲什麼這麼多咒罵簡單的mod？

因爲操你，這就是原因。

• 它與（MOD X）兼容嗎？

是的，只需在加載順序中將其加載到下面（MOD X）。唯一的例外是我不認爲這適用於iNeed的一些設置;如果你想用iNeed嘗試這個，請務必關閉任何價格變化並留下食物效果。

• 你會製作一個功能較弱的版本嗎？

沒有！我爲自己製作了這個mod，釋放它只是一個事後的想法。它是根據我的喜好量身定製的，如果你不喜歡它，那就去問別人做或自己做。

• 人們真的會問這些問題嗎？

不幸的是，他們似乎確實提出了這些問題，即使是愚蠢的笑話。我想人們只是缺乏常識。

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Oldrim Link

Alright, listen up, motherfuckers, I have yet another problem with Skyrim, and you're about to learn all about it! The food in Skyrim is completely useless, and this bugs the holy hell out of me, so I made the buffs you get from food better! Oh, I also added a recipe that allows you to cook human flesh because why the hell not?

FAQ:

-What exactly does this mod do?

Are you an illiterate cock nugget, or are you just stupid? I already said what this mod does!

-How exactly did you make the food buffs better?

I mostly increased the time and magnitude of already existing buffs, and I very occasionally added another buff that I felt made sense to have.

-Why would you add in a recipe to cook human flesh?! Isn't that a bit twisted?

Yes, it is delightfully twisted! Next stupid question!

-Why did you make this mod?

I recently played the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for the first time (I know, I'm a latecomer), and I LOVED the cook to heal mechanic, so when I came back to Skyrim, I felt that the food was fucking pathetic, so I took it upon myself to make it better!

-Isn't this a bit unbalanced?

Fuck you. By the way, I increased the value of food, so it is not as cheap and easy to get, and I also only buffed cooked foods for the most part. Some uncooked foods, like carrots and gourds, got a very small buff.

-Why so much swearing for a simple mod?

Because fuck you, that's why.

-Is it compatible with (MOD X)?

Yes, just load it below (MOD X) in your load order. The only exception is that I do not think this would work with some of iNeed's settings; make sure to turn off any price changes and to leave the food effects on if you wish to try this with iNeed..

-Will you make a less powerful version?

NO! I made this mod for myself, and releasing it was merely an afterthought. It's tailored to my liking, and if you don't like that, go ask someone else to make it or do it yourself.

-Do people really ask these questions?

Unfortunately, yes, they do seem to ask these questions, even the stupid jokey ones. I guess people just lack common sense.