Cursed PlayerEvents

v1.0.0·Updated 2026-02-05

A totally normal mod that definitely wont turn your friends into skeletons or launch them into the stratosphere. Probably.

About this mod Author’s original text

Cursed PlayerEvents 1.0.0

Congratulations. You have successfully invited chaos into your lobby. Cursed PlayerEvents is a mod designed to ensure that no one is ever truly safe, comfortable, or the correct size for more than forty five seconds.

What does this mod do?

Every 15 to 45 seconds, a random living player is chosen to receive a cosmic slap from the universe.

Current list of available misery:

  • Smolness: Become a tiny target. Harder to hit, but very easy to accidentally step on.
  • Chonkness: Expand to massive proportions. You are now the broad side of a barn.
  • The Yeet: Gravity decides it does not like you anymore and sends you to the moon.
  • The Trip: Your shoelaces find each other. Prepare to eat dirt.
  • Spooky Mode: Transform into a skeleton because it is always October somewhere.
  • Return to Monke: Polymorph into a creature of pure instinct.
  • Blink Roulette: Teleport to a random spot nearby. Hope it is not a cliff.
  • Zero Gravity: Float away into the abyss. Tether not included.

Credits

  • Mod made by: Omniscye/Empress
  • Sanity levels: Rapidly declining.

It is best enjoyed with friends who have a very high tolerance for nonsense.

Install & use Install: follow the bundled instructions

  1. Unzip the archive from playbuff and read the bundled readme / instructions first.
  2. Most mods rely on the game's mod loader — the usual route is a community mod manager (such as r2modman): pick this game, install, and it handles the loader and dependencies.
  3. For a manual install, put the mod files into the matching Mod / plugins folder inside the game directory.
  4. Launch the game to confirm it loaded; mods with listed dependencies need those installed as well.

Install locations vary a lot between mods — the bundled readme is the most reliable guide.

Dependencies

Install these first, or the mod will not work:

BepInEx-BepInExPack

File & checksum

Filename
Cursed_PlayerEvents-1.0.0.zip
File size
124.5 KiB