Zip It Jerks

I made this mod because nothing makes me want to throw my controller at the TV like a rude or obnoxious NPC. This will remove some dialogue from npcs. A list of deleted conversations is listed in the Details section.

I made this mod because nothing makes me want to throw my controller at the TV like a rude or obnoxious NPC. This will remove some dialogue from npcs. If you have dialogue that you find annoying or irritating, please let me know in the comments section. There are some things I won't delete if I find them interesting because I also use this mod. These are the most important things I can think of. Examples of deleted conversations are listed below. Then, you are an alchemist.

Forgive me, but did I catch the ringer?

You look pale, maybe ataxia

Have you tried mercenary work? May be suitable for you.

What are you looking at? Even if you are my old man, I am not afraid of you!

Come to Dragonsreach to discuss hostilities like other great warriors?

You're not as stupid as you look.

I sell fruits and vegetables with my mother

Olfrid, the patron of the great team Battle-Born, I believe you know this name very well

Come and chat with an old lady? Do you do something good today?

Do you know what's wrong with Skyrim? Everyone is obsessed with death.

I don't appreciate loiterers if that's what you're going to do.

I'm still trying to figure out why Skjor lets you in.

I wish you had money and weren't just here staring at my goods.

Have you met my father? He is the steward of Dragonsreach

I will only give you this warning once. Don't go my way and we'll be fine.

If you're dealing with me, there's only one thing to remember. Pay off debt or end up getting hurt

You're new here, I'll take it easy. But don't get on my bad side.

Drive me crazy and I will do mischief, not just a little, but a lot.

Thank you very much for taking care of these topics (River Plate Trader)

My dear, I am just a servant and you want to talk to a companion.

Don't ignore me. I'm the least important person here.

I cooked and cleaned around the palace.

Steal from my store and you will regret it.

Um? Sorry, just thinking about my experiment.

I don't care if you're friends with the Guild Master, I'll still crush your skull.

Don't bother with Arch-Mage unless absolutely necessary.

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I've made this mod because nothing makes me want to whip my controller at the tv like a rude or obnoxious npc.  This removes certain dialogue from npcs.  If you have anymore dialogue you find obnoxious or enraging let me know in the comment section. Some things  I will NOT remove if I find them hilarious because I use this mod also. These are the ones that I can think of off the top of my head.  Examples of dialogue removed are listed below.Ah, so you're an alchemist then.

Pardon me, but do I detect a case of the rattles?

You look rather pale, could be ataxia

You tried mercenary work? Might suit you.

What're you lookin' at?  I'm not afraid of you, even if you are my elder!

Come to Dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hostilities like the rest of the great warriors?

You're not as dumb as you look.

I work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables

Olfrid, Patron of the great clan Battle-Born, a name I'm sure you know well

Come to chat with an old woman? Do your good deed for the day?

You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days? Everyone's obsessed with death.

I don’t appreciate loiterers, if that’s what you’re here to do.

I'm still trying to figure out why Skjor let you in in the first place.

I hope you have coin, and not just here to gawk at my goods.

Have you met my father? He's the steward up at Dragonsreach

I'll give you this warning only once. Stay out of my way and we'll be just fine.

If you're dealing with me, there's only one thing to remember. Pay your debts or end up hurt

You're new around here, I'll go easy on you. But don't get on my  bad side.

Get me mad and I'll prank ya, not a little, a lot.

Thank you so much for taking c …