Tumbrilspree
In this not-particularly-revolutionary joke magic mod, a little bit of completely ineffective clutter is eliminated with those moderately lethal merchandise carts seen on Skyrim.
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In this not-particularly-revolutionary joke magic mod, a little bit of completely ineffective clutter is eliminated with those moderately lethal merchandise carts seen on Skyrim.
Go to the Cartesian Circle (a map location on the hills south of Rorickstead) to find the "Cartesian Pole", a very silly magician that unrealistically allows you to fire wooden bolts at NPCs and have one of those little two-wheelers pop up underneath them. These carts are emotionally demanding due to the fact that they are actually more like carts than handcarts, and their high-energy form of attraction (reaching (3sec(theta)tan(theta))/(1+tan^3(theta))) may sting a bit, be warned: if you happen to be sneaky while doing this, things will get...well....worse.
(Requires Dawnguard, which you may already have if you own the Special Edition.)
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Go to the Cartesian Circle (a map location on the hill south of Rorikstead) to find the Poleium of Des Cartes, an incredibly stupid magical staff that impractically allows you to fire a wooden bolt at an NPC and have one of those little two-wheelers pop out beneath them. Those carts tend to be pretty emotionally needy on account of really being more like handcarts than tumbrils, and their high-energy form of showing their attraction (to the very rough tune of (3sec(theta)tan(theta))/(1+tan^3(theta)) can sting a little. Be warned: if you happen to be tryin' to be sneaky while doing this, things will take a... um.. turn... for the worse.
(Requires Dawnguard, which you probably already have if you have the Special Edition.)
Install & use Install: follow the bundled instructions
- Unzip the archive from playbuff and read the bundled readme / instructions first.
- There is no universal mod manager for this game: some mods replace game files directly, some go into a game-specific Mods folder, and some need a game-specific community loader or tool first — follow the bundled readme.
- Place the files exactly as the readme says; mods with listed dependencies need those installed too.
- Launch the game to confirm it loaded; some games require enabling mods in settings or an in-game mod menu.
Install locations vary a lot between games and mods — the bundled readme is the most reliable guide.