No more drying beds SSE

Replaced Skyrim's hay and fur beds with higher levels.

This mod does not originate from me, but is the work of the excellent XunAmarox, who gave me written permission since they don't play SSE. The original mod can be found here; if you're so inclined, please go give the author some credit. I'm just a conduit.

I'm convinced that Skyrim's simple ballad of sleeping beds is completely authentic, meticulously researched and authoritatively quoted by the best authority on bedding at the time, whatever that might be. My only objection to them is that I'd rather sleep in a ditch. Enter this essential mode, bringing blessings of upholstery, blankets, and clean linens to grateful citizens who previously were only slightly poorer. After all, if someone is out there making mattresses and bedding, they can make it for everyone, right? Especially if it means Dragonborn can get a decent night's kip in the middle of a long hack and slash session. Hardened souls may scoff, purists may groan at the legend. If that's your thing, go to Markarth and sleep on a rock. Now when an innkeeper offers "warm food, warm drinks and warm beds," you know they're telling the truth.

This is the original description of XunAmarox:

"It's so simple, I'm surprised it's not done yet.

Do you hate straw beds? Cringe every time you see one and lose the urge to sleep? Well, no more insomnia! No hay bed, no sir. A noble bed for everyone.

This is a simple model replacer mod with no scripts - it should be safe to install or uninstall on any save. It changes the "regular" and "superior" beds - single and double - to "noble" beds. You know, those nice green ones that look perfect for humans.

As an added bonus, they are color coded so you still know what "really" should be there. Green is noble - that's vanilla. Red is "advanced" and blue and purple are "common".

Yes...you are welcome.

I optimized the nifs using the NIF optimizer, loosened the pillows, and turned down the sheets. sleep well.

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This mod did not originate with me, but was the work of the brilliant XunAmarox, who has given me written permission to port it as they do not play SSE. The original mod can be found here; please go and give the author kudos if you are so inclined. I am merely a conduit.

I'm sure the beds on which the simple folk of Skyrim sleep are thoroughly authentic, painstakingly researched and authoritatively referenced by the best authorities on bedding of the period, whatever that may have been. My only trifling objection to them is that I would really rather sleep in a ditch. Enter this essential mod, which brings to a grateful citizenry the blessings of upholstery, blankets and clean linen, formerly available only to the slightly less poor. After all, if there's someone out there making mattresses and bedding, they may as well make them for everyone, right? Especially if it means the Dragonborn can get a decent night's kip at the end of a long day of hacking and slashing. Hardy souls may scoff, purists may moan about the lore. Go to Markarth and sleep on a lump of stone if that's what you like. Now when an innkeeper offers "warm food, warm drinks and warm beds," you can know they're telling the truth.

Here's XunAmarox's original description:

'It's so simple that I'm amazed it hasn't been done.

Do you hate straw beds? Cringe whenever you see one and lose the urge to sleep? Well, lose your sleep no more! No more hay beds, no sir. Noble beds for all.

This is a simple model replacer mod with no scripts - it should be safe to install or uninstall on any save. It changes the "common" and "upperclass" beds - both single and double, to "noble" beds. You know, the nice green ones that actually look somewhat fit for human use.

As an added bonus, they're color coded so you still know what's "really" supposed to be there. Green is noble - that's vanilla. Red is "upperclass" and blue violet is "common."

Yep... you're welcome.'

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