netch v1

by Squidfest·v1.0·Updated 2019-07-06

A simple pretty jellyfish for your entertainment!

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About this mod Machine translation

A simple pretty jellyfish for your entertainment!

Retching Netch

This is the most well-known place where you can recruit the best NPC follower Teldryn Sero for 500 Big Boys. But now you can find the best ANIMAL followers there too!

Introducing: Retch the Netch!

That’s right! For those of you who, like me, absolutely adored ADORE Morrowind's iconic flying cephalopods and wanted one to follow you and rage against your enemies, now you can! Retchy the Netch is the eldest son of the legendary "Retching Netch" after whom this tavern is named, hence his fondness for security and all the Sujamma he can absorb through his selectively permeable membrane! While it's a fascinating life as a miracle worker to draw patrons to the bar, our dear Retchy is in the prime of his life and wants an adventure! conspiracy! romantic! Stabs Northern Death with the tips of his tentacles and absorbs their essence through his aforementioned selectively permeable membrane! And that's you, a nameless adventurer/complete demigod depending on which part of the game you're in. Retchy needs you to live up to his father's legacy and become a legend in his own right!

Features:

Absolutely no dubbing or fancy scripts!

No new models or textures!

Maybe the flaky follower AI will let him roam around like his shameless stinger!

Dip and float!

No sex-mod compatibility!

Up to 300 load capacity!

Over a month of solid gameplay and impactful missions! *

Lots of fun accessories!

You can get all Sujamma of the product by trading gold!

A satisfying tanky tentacle carrot who will sting your enemies with merciless gore!

Everything at a low price with absolutely nothing! Well, that’s right! This mod will not be displayed on Creation Club!

This is my first foray into companion modding, and I hope it makes at least one of you happy. Or, in the case of any internet hate: I hope it makes you completely miserable!

*Solid gameplay and impactful quests are only guaranteed by downloading all the other 180+ mods I have installed on Skyrim SE and obsessively earning virtual currency.

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The Retching Netch

A locale best known for being a place where you can recruit the best NPC follower, Teldryn Sero, for the price of 500 big boys. However, now you can get the best ANIMAL follower there as well!

Introducing: Retchy the Netch!

That's right! For those of you who, like me, absolutely ADORE Morrowind's hallmark flying cephalopod and wanted one to follow you around and bloop menacingly at foes, now you can! Retchy the Netch is the eldest son of the legendary "Retching Netch" for which the tavern was named, and as such, he enjoys security and all the Sujamma he can absorb through his selectively permeable membrane! But though being a marvel that attracts patrons to the bar is a glamorous life, our dear Retchy is in the prime of his life and wants adventure! Intrigue! Romance! To stab a Nord to death with his tentacle-tips and absorb their essence through his aforementioned selectively-permeable membrane! And that's where you, a no-name adventurer/utter demigod depending on what part of the game you're on, comes in. Retchy needs you, to live up to his father's legacy and become a legend in his own right!

Featuring:

Absolutely no voice acting or fancy scripting!

No new models or textures!

Likely patchy follower AI that will cause him to wander around like the cheeky prick he is!

IMMERSIVE BLOOPING AND FLOATING!

No sex-mod compatibility!

A whopping 300 carry weight!

Over a month of solid gameplay and impactful questing!*

Many interesting appendages!

All the Sujamma you can obtain from the bartender via trading gold for products!

A satisfying tanky tentacled turnip who will sting your foes to death with a merciless bloop!

All for the low low price of absolutely nothing! Yes, that's right! This mod will not be featured on the Creation Club!

This was my first ever foray into companion modding, and I hope that it'll make at least one of you happy. Or, in …

Install & use Install: follow the bundled instructions

  1. Unzip the archive from playbuff and read the bundled readme / instructions first.
  2. There is no universal mod manager for this game: some mods replace game files directly, some go into a game-specific Mods folder, and some need a game-specific community loader or tool first — follow the bundled readme.
  3. Place the files exactly as the readme says; mods with listed dependencies need those installed too.
  4. Launch the game to confirm it loaded; some games require enabling mods in settings or an in-game mod menu.

Install locations vary a lot between games and mods — the bundled readme is the most reliable guide.

File & checksum

Filename
重新整理netch v1
File size
6.8 KiB
SHA-256
73e33097102c2b2dca6279d2988a207614be30a659054d7b2090447c68d12be4
Stored at
2026-10-09 12:35