Idiot Elf - Follower - SSE

This mod adds a follower called IDIOT ELF. IDIOT ELF has been a source of irony since Skyrim was first launched. Of course no one would want such a stupid partner fighting by their side! But for those who feel the need to have a following that you can constantly look down on and laugh at...we present to you IDIOT E

Exactly what absolutely no one in their right mind wants... Skyrim's best FOLLOWER is now available for you to abuse.

IDIOT ELF has been a source of ridicule since Skyrim was first launched. Of course no one would want such a stupid partner fighting by their side!

As a Dovahkiin, she is a constant source of embarrassment to any unfortunate Housecarl, who is tasked with keeping her alive (or not killing herself). Now it's your turn to find out if you can tolerate her at her own game.

This mod adds a follower called Idiot Elf. She can be found in Jorrvaskr (the Companions longhouse in Whiterun).

For those who haven't met the idiot elf yet, here are her main characteristics (disadvantages)...

Clumsy; - If a spring trap or a hole comes down, she rarely misses the opportunity.

Curiosity; - especially when it comes to finding out what a tripwire does. (If she's a cat, 9 lives won't be enough to get her through your game).

Greed; - Willing to do any dubious task if there is hope of gaining gold, or stealing anything that is not crucified.

Compulsive hoarder; - quickly becomes overly stressed due to her addiction to collecting trash (especially shoes and boots).

Thick skin; - Insult her as much as you can (everyone else does) and she can take it.

Narcissism; - Egotistical, with little regard for the welfare of others (the phrase "center of the universe" is taken to a whole new level).

Childish; - more trusting than a toddler, greener than the grass.

Of course...an absolute bloody fool!

So how could you do this? ...well, through some cataclysmic explosions of time-space thingamabobs and other science-type stuff, our highly skilled Modding team (Niborino9409) managed to extract the pure mystical essence of this cretinous character (Save File) and preserve it in a magical Holy Grail (Download), for your entertainment only (Persecution).

Thanks to the amazing work of our Modding team, we've also included some special assets unique to Idiot Elf that even tie into her story. Unfortunately, these don't include exploding chicken. You just need to download her to find out what they are.

If you really want to continue doing this, please seek medical advice.

If you still want to continue then, we recommend using VORTEX, (since it's almost idiot proof).

None of this is necessary, but if you want her to be as close to her original nameless function as possible, then here's what I have with Skyrim SE...

UNP Female Body Update - dimon99, by reize0 ([NSFW] Set of young body with scars and mature face with moderate blemishes)

Eyes Skyrim SSE 1.6 improved by Nazenn

Despite every effort being made to make her more intelligent and reliable as a follower, we failed miserably. We cannot be held responsible for any silliness she may bring to your game.

Any other fans traveling with you will soon want to kill her or themselves.

If you suddenly find her falling behind, check her inventory. She may be carrying more baskets, shoes, or pots and pans than she actually needs.

Be careful about giving her anything precious and fragile. She can hand it back to you in puzzle form.

Summary...download her if you dare!

She is an idiot! Sorry...you meant in the game.

Well... none of us realized it. But let us know what you encounter.

The poor idiot doesn't actually see much of the game because she's usually too busy taking screenshots.

Her previous antics in Skyrim have been well documented in Images since 2011.

To learn about the original Skylark, check out Reimar67’s Back Catalog.

Or you can use IDIOT ELF to follow her new adventure in Skyrim SE - The Skyrim Revisited COMPENDIUM

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