Excellent mustard

by Khrajirii·v1.0·Updated 2020-01-28

Add something called mustard. Traditional fighting medicine for 500 companions. Guaranteed to get you biting every old shield from here to old Atmora in no time. delicate. Available for purchase. Does not bear any side effects.

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Add something called mustard. Traditional fighting medicine for 500 companions. Guaranteed to get you biting every old shield from here to old Atmora in no time. delicate. Available for purchase. Does not bear any side effects.

Add something called mustard. Traditional fighting medicine for 500 companions. Guaranteed to get you biting every old shield from here to old Atmora in no time. delicate. Available for purchase. Does not bear any side effects.

Enhanced defense, heavy armor, first-hand and second-hand stamina. There's...another effect.

Aspiring shield players can make their own mustard in a pot with 10 sticks, 1 salt and 1 garlic.

Can also be found anywhere KYWD:VendorItemFood and KYWD:VendorItemPotion are sold.

Find 5 in the game: 2 in Sinderion's field laboratory in Blackreach, 2 in the Hall of Companions, and 1 at the foot of the tomb of Ysgramor's statue.

“Eventually, one of our wise men, Haggart Wrinkle, became incomprehensible, making sure the hunters remembered to beat each other up every once in a while, or play pranks on their respective wives or mothers or sons who had not yet shown promise, steal and hide the shoes of their companions, and line the edges of their shields with mustard so that when they bit them they might ignore all the happiness that came with choking in their noses and throats.”

-The Seven Battles of Al Dudaga

After the disaster at Ionith, the Cyrodilic navy retreated back to Tamriel, leaving the Empire little reason to keep a supply depot or legionary garrison at Cathnoquey. That changed with the discovery of "Wasabi Run," a collection of shoals and islets whose every available surface was planted in swirling garden crops of Tipperol-based mustard. Mustard is as profitable a trade in the southern and eastern hinterlands as Skoma is in the southern and eastern hinterlands, and actually has legitimacy.

--PGE (Pocket Guide to the Empire) 2E

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Adds the foodstuff known as wasabi. Traditional combat drug of the 500 Companions. Guaranteed to have you biting every shield from here to Old Atmora in no time. Craftable. Buyable. Not responsible for any side effects experienced.

Fortifies block, heavy armour, one & two-handed, stamina. And also...one other effect.

Aspiring shield-biters can make their own Wasabi at a cooking pot with 10 nirnroot, 1 salt, and 1 garlic.

Can also be found anywhere that KYWD: VendorItemFood & KYWD: VendorItemPotion are sold.

5 are found in-game: 2 in Sinderion's Field Lab in Blackreach, 2 in the halls of the Companions, and 1 at the foot of the statue of Ysgramor in his tomb.

"Eventually, Huggert the Wrinkled Unto Unreadable, one of our Clever Men, made sure that the hunters remembered to occasionally hit one another out of the blue, or make lewd jokes of their respective wives or mothers or sons that had not yet shown promise, and steal and hide the shoes of their fellows, and to line the rims of their shields with wasabi so that, when they bit them, that they might ignore all happiness in fits of burning nose and choked throat."

--Seven Fights of the Aldudagga

After the Disaster at Ionith and the retreat of the Cyrodilic navy back to Tamriel, there was little reason for the Empire to keep either resupply stations or legion garrisons in Cathnoquey. That changed with the discovery of “the Wasabi Run,” a trickle of shoals and small islets whose every available surface had been cultivated in swirling garden crops of a tibrol-based wasabi. Wasabi is as lucrative a trade in Skyrim as skooma is to the hinterlands of the south and east, with the added benefit of actually being legal.

--PGE (Pocket Guide to the Empire) 2E

Install & use Install: follow the bundled instructions

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