Birds are not real

by SkylerModder·v1.0·Updated 2020-06-05

Learn the truth. Birds are not real.

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About this mod Machine translation

Learn the truth. Birds are not real.

This MOD is for personal use only

All other uses of this mod require my permission. I expressly prohibit uploading mods to other sites without my permission.

If someone asks me and somehow gets permission to use this mod, that information will be noted at the bottom of the mod description, specifying the username and permissions granted. If you don't see someone's username in that section, that person doesn't have permission and you should report them and let me know who it is and what they did.

What is this mod?

Aedra has been lying to you. Dadra has been lying to you. Mortals have been lying to you. Mike has been lying to you. This mod will tell you the truth. Birds are not real.

Birds Aren't Real is a small mod I decided to create based on the meme of the same name. It turns the game's chickens and eagles into dwarf automatons, changes their racial stat settings and loot to match this, and changes some of the sound effects used. That said, they've always been Dwarven Automatons, but now you can learn about T R U TH.

Note: If you feel like I missed somewhere to change the settings to more completely fit the joke (what sound effects should be used, visual effects, etc.), please feel free to let me know in the comments section.

Install:

Use a Mod Manager such as Mod Organizer 2.

Uninstall:

Use your mod manager. But be warned: they can always damage you, even if you run.

Permissions

You may not upload this mod to other sites without my permission.

You may not distribute this mod without my permission.

You may not include this mod, in whole or in part, within or alongside other mods without my permission.

You may not publish altered versions of this mod without my permission.

You may not publish translated versions of this mod without my permission.

If I don't indicate here that my permission is required for my mod, that doesn't mean you don't need my permission. If you have any questions, please ask me directly via personal message.

Users who have been granted permission:

No

That's what this mod is all about. enjoy your meal!

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My other mods:

Uneven items

Winterhold College Shop Repair

gem recovery

Reusable lightning attractor

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THIS MOD IS FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY

All other uses of the mod require my permission. I expressly forbid the mod being uploaded to other sites without my permission.

If someone has asked me for and obtained permission to use this mod in some regard then that information will be noted at the bottom of the mod description, specifying the username and what permission they were granted. If you do not see someone's username in that section then they have not been granted permission and you should report them and inform me about who it is and what they have done.

What is this mod?

The Aedra have been lying to you. The Daedra have been lying to you. Mortals have been lying to you. M'aiq has been lying to you. This mod will show you the truth. Birds aren't real.

Birds Aren't Real is a small mod I decided to create based on the meme of the same name. It turns the Chickens and Hawks in the game into Dwarven Automatons, changing their racial data settings and loot to match this, as well as changing some of the sound effects used. That is to say, they always were Dwarven Automatons but now you can know the T R U T H.

Note: If you feel I've missed changing a setting somewhere to more completely fit the joke (a sound effect that should be used, visual effect, etc), feel free to let me know in the comments section.

Installation:

Use a mod manager, such as Mod Organizer 2.

Uninstallation:

Use your mod manager. But be warned: Even if you run, they are always W A T C H I N G you.

Permissions

You may not upload this mod to other sites without my permission.

You may not distribute this mod without my permission.

You may not include this mod, in whole or in par …

Install & use Install: follow the bundled instructions

  1. Unzip the archive from playbuff and read the bundled readme / instructions first.
  2. There is no universal mod manager for this game: some mods replace game files directly, some go into a game-specific Mods folder, and some need a game-specific community loader or tool first — follow the bundled readme.
  3. Place the files exactly as the readme says; mods with listed dependencies need those installed too.
  4. Launch the game to confirm it loaded; some games require enabling mods in settings or an in-game mod menu.

Install locations vary a lot between games and mods — the bundled readme is the most reliable guide.

File & checksum

Filename
鸟不是真实的
File size
3.9 KiB
SHA-256
27fbc32a504a38eff6701905367cc90b0e3836f04b974515c107ca0ad6740d2b
Stored at
2026-10-08 18:02