jesus in the sky
耶稣在天际
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About this mod Machine translation
Jesus is a vocal entourage with a unique magic, a plethora of comments, responses, jibes, jokes, religious memes, song parodies and more. It’s time to fill the God-shaped hole in your heart and accept Jesus as your personal savior!
Why "live the most"? Let's take combat taunts as an example. The original minion has a small repeatable line that you have to listen to over and over... Advanced minions, like INIGO, have 1, 3, or even 5 conditions for taunting (different enemy types, equipped weapons, etc.). There is not only 1 type of Jesus, not 2 types, not 4 types, but 10, 20, 30 or even more taunting conditions. (This is still a work in progress, some parts are not yet complete, but Jesus got there) I think that even after many walkthroughs with Jesus, He is still able to amaze you (He is not a man of few words)
It's not just about quantity and non-repetitiveness. These are just a few of my efforts to make Jesus as alive, interesting, and immersive (in his own way) as possible...
Also, I'm working on it for wanderers, fighters, survivors, players who don't want to waste time on conversations with NPCs and just stand and click on the same set of responses written by others; players who want the followers to be a nice addition to the gameplay, like a good soundtrack, and not a distraction.
Other reasons to accept Jesus in Skyrim:
- During combat, Jesus won't do much damage to enemies, allowing you to knock them back (ideal for high-difficulty games)
-Jesus throws multiplied fish and loaves at your enemies; if they get too close, he burns them with his holy fire and uses the "Killing Holy Spirit".
-Jesus could cast out demons (daedra) and lift up the mighty dead (but only for a short time).
-Jesus was sneaky (he had done a lot of practice to avoid persecution in Palestine), he cast spells quietly and avoided most traps.
-He has decent movement speed and can keep up with you.
-Jesus talks to you telepathically while sneaking.
-His flesh and blood have healing powers.
-You can walk on water if you have (equipped) Faith. (But Jesus preferred swimming)
-You can kill Jesus and in seconds he will rise from the dead! (Killing Jesus may be useful if he is stuck, glitches or you want to reset his inventory).
-Jesus is with you.
-Renewing Jesus is easy. In most cases, future updates will not require the creation of a "clean save".
-Jesus is highly optimized, minimalist and lightweight: no dirty content, unnecessary files or records in the .esp; just a custom simple resurrection script (other scripts are automatically generated by the vanilla follow-up system).
How do I find Jesus?
To find Jesus, you don’t need to spend a lot of time praying and fasting. Just go to the Kinares Temple in Whiterun!
Install & use Install: follow the bundled instructions
- Unzip the archive from playbuff and read the bundled readme / instructions first.
- There is no universal mod manager for this game: some mods replace game files directly, some go into a game-specific Mods folder, and some need a game-specific community loader or tool first — follow the bundled readme.
- Place the files exactly as the readme says; mods with listed dependencies need those installed too.
- Launch the game to confirm it loaded; some games require enabling mods in settings or an in-game mod menu.
Install locations vary a lot between games and mods — the bundled readme is the most reliable guide.