Better food Oldrim

Make bad food better

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Well, listen up, moms, I have another question for Skyrim and you're about to learn it! Food in Skyrim is completely useless which makes me feel like holy hell, so I better get buffs from food! Oh, and I also added a recipe that lets you cook human flesh, because why not?

Frequently Asked Questions: -

What exactly does this mod do?

Are you an illiterate cock nugget or are you just stupid? I've already said what this mod does!

• How exactly do you make food better?

I mostly increased the duration and amount of buffs that were already there, and I occasionally added another buff that I felt made sense.

• Why did you add a recipe for cooking human flesh? ! Is this a bit twisted?

Yes, it's a delightful twist! Next stupid question!

Why are you making this mod?

I recently played The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (I know, I'm a latecomer) and I loved the chef to heal mechanic, so when I returned to Skyrim I thought the food was fucking pathetic so I took it upon myself to make it even better!

• Is this a bit unbalanced?

Fuck you. By the way, I add value to the food so it's not as cheap and readily available, and I also just cook the food most of the time. Some uncooked foods, such as carrots and gourds, have a very small buff.

• Why so many curses on simple mods?

Because fuck you, that's why.

• Is it compatible with (MOD X)?

Yes, just load it below in the load order (MOD X). The only exception is that I don't think this will work with some of iNeed's settings; if you want to try this with iNeed, be sure to turn off any price changes and leave on food effects..

• Will you make a less powerful version?

No! I made this mod for myself and releasing it was just an afterthought. It's tailored to my liking, if you don't like it then ask someone to make it or make it yourself.

• Do people really ask these questions?

Unfortunately, they do seem to raise these issues, even as silly jokes. I think people just lack common sense.