BalanceoItems

v1.0.0·Updated 2026-09-12

Modificacion y balanceo de estadisticas de objetos para Risk of Rain 2.

About this mod Author’s original text

Cambie varias cosas. Es eso. Fin. No esperes nada mas. ¿Quieres seguir leyedo? Oka

No, Veronica

You shut up!

Hey, that's Heather’s scrunchie

Not anymore

Heather choked, bought the farm

She could not hack it

Now we need a strong arm

To run this racket

Heather's out, who will rise?

Gotta fill that vacuum

It's my turn, it’s my prize

I spit lightning, crack, boom

I bit my tongue so long

I learned to count to ten

My silence made me strong

I did my time and then

A house dropped on her head

The witch is dead, ding-dong

Move, bitch, this is my song

I will never shut up again

I will never shut up again

Brand new day, watching dreams come true

Well, for me, not you

'Cause I'll never shut up again

Girls like me don't climb high

Can't crack that ceilin'

But now I scrape the sky

It's you who's kneelin’

Heather’s pet, you're old news

Look at you, you’re busted

You think you'll fill her shoes

Too late, I just did

Now, I don't mean to brag

Once I was one of you

But now I am the flag

You pledge allegiance to

I am the dream you chase

I'm your amazing grace

Yo, party’s at my place

Woo-hoo

I will never shut up again

I will never shut up again

Brand new day, now we're finally free

Free to worship me

'Cause I'll never shut up—

Shut up

Don't judge me, Little Miss Innocence

Your hands ain't clean, I've seen your fingerprints

You act so uptight, so virgin white

But I heard from the boys

What you were up to last night

Veronica's my wet dream

Veronica likes to scream

Veronica took one for the team

She took two for the team

What?

That girl was on her back

That girl was big fun (Big fun)

We smoked her crack

That crack was big fun (Big fun)

And that's when things went south

We had a swordfight in her mouth

Woah

Dang, diggety-dang-a-dang (Freak)

Dang, diggety-dang-a-dang (Slut)

Dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Swordfight in her mouth

Ha!

I will never shut up again (Swordfight in her mouth)

I will never shut up again (Swordfight in her mouth)

I'm on fire and you're my fuel

You should find a new school

'Cause I'll never shut up again

(Never shut up again) No, no-no-no

(Never shut up again) No-no-no-no-no, no-no

All hail the queen, I wear the red

(Never shut up again) The scrunchie's on my head

You can't run, you can't hide

(Never shut up again) I am a crimson tide

You better mind what you do

(Never shut up again) Big sister's watchin' you

Can I get an amen? (Hey)

'Cause I will never shut up again (Never shut up again)

Ha!

[J.D., spoken]

All is forgiven baby!

Come on out and get dressed

You're my date to the pep rally tonight!

[VERONICA, spoken]

What!

Why?

[J.D., spoken]

Our classmates thought they were signing a petition

You gotta come out here and see what they really signed!

[J.D.]

You chucked me out like I was trash

For that you should be dead

But! But! But!

Then it hit me like a flash

What if high school went away instead?

Those assholes are the key

They're keeping you away from me

They made you blind, messed up your mind

But I can sеt you free!

You left me and I fell apart

I punchеd the wall and cried

Bam! Bam! Bam!

Then I found you changed my heart

And set loose all this truthful shit inside

And so I built a bomb

Tonight our school is Vietnam

Let's guarantee they'll never see their senior prom!

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I was meant to be yours

We were meant to be one

Don't give up on me now

Finish what we've begun

I was meant to be yours

So when the high school gym goes, boom!

With everyone inside

Pkhw! Pkhw! Pkhw!

In the rubble of their tomb

We'll plant this note explaining why they died!

[J.D. & STUDENTS, spoken]

We, the students of Westerberg High

Will die

Our burnt bodies may finally get through

To you

Your society churns out slaves and blanks

No thanks

Signed, the students of Westerberg High

Goodbye

[J.D.]

We'll watch the smoke pour out the doors

Bri

Install & use Install: BepInEx plugin

  1. The archive from playbuff is the mod itself — usually a BepInEx plugin (a .dll or a plugin folder once unzipped).
  2. Recommended: use a community mod manager (such as r2modman) — pick this game, import the mod, and the manager sets up BepInEx and its dependencies for you.
  3. Manual route: install the BepInEx loader in the game folder, then drop the unzipped .dll or plugin folder into BepInEx/plugins/.
  4. Launch the game — the BepInEx console logs every plugin it loads; seeing this mod in the log means it is installed.

Mods with listed dependencies need those installed too, or they will not load. Options are usually changed in-game or in the plugin's config file.

Dependencies

Install these first, or the mod will not work:

bbepis-BepInExPackRiskofThunder-R2API_RecalculateStats

File & checksum

Filename
BalanceoItems-1.0.0.zip
File size
119.7 KiB