Kvedja

Kvedja

A line in the chat window when you log in, read from the Longhouse site.

Why

The greeting is not the point. The point is that there is a board where players vote on what

a mod should do next, and a board for bugs, and almost nobody knows either exists.

A link in a README is read once, by the person installing, months before they have an opinion

worth casting. A pinned message in Discord is read by the people who are already in Discord.

The moment that actually matters is when somebody is in the game, having just been annoyed by

something or having just thought of something they wish a mod did, and that is the moment the

address is worth having in front of them. The chat window is where they are already looking.

Kveðja is Old Norse for a greeting.

What it does

When you appear in the world, it reads

longhouse.thijssensoftware.nl/api/motd and

prints what it says into the chat window, one line per line, under a name in orange. Then it

stops. It does not repeat, it does not follow you around, and it says nothing at all if the

site has nothing to say.

By default it stays quiet when you respawn after dying, because being greeted at the moment

you have just lost everything reads as mockery. There is a setting if you disagree.

The text is not in the mod

Which is the design, and worth saying plainly before anybody worries about it.

The message lives on the site and the client reads it when you log in. That means it can be

changed without an update to install and without a server restart, and it means the same line

reaches you in singleplayer, on Longhouse, and on somebody else's server. It also means this

mod makes one small web request per login, to that address and no other, and sends nothing

about you with it.

Point Url somewhere else and this is a message of the day for any server that wants one. The

only requirement at the far end is that the answer is plain text.

If the site is unreachable, the request fails and nothing is said. That is deliberate: you

cannot fix a site being down, so a greeting that complains about itself is worse than no

greeting.

Why it is a client mod and not a server one

Worth writing down because the obvious expectation is the opposite.

A Valheim server cannot put a line in the chat window. The route that looks like it should

work, sending a chat message over the network, ends in the client looking the sender up among

the connected players, and a dedicated server has no entry in that list. Every attempt

produces an error in the log and a floating piece of world text at the centre of the map. The

call that does work takes a plain name instead of a player, does no lookup, and has no network

path behind it, so it can only be made on the machine that is reading the message.

That is also why a server cannot silence this one, and why every setting here is yours.

Installing

Needs BepInEx. Nothing else. Through a mod manager it is one install. By hand, put

Kvedja.dll in BepInEx/plugins/Kvedja.

Then start the game once and quit. That first run writes the config file. It does not exist

before the mod has loaded, which is the usual reason people think it is broken.

Settings

The file is BepInEx/config/ezomic.valheim.kvedja.cfg. Open it in any text editor. Every

setting has a comment above it, so the file explains itself.

Note that changing a default in a new version does nothing on a machine that has already run

the mod. BepInEx writes every entry on first run and the saved value wins.

Multiplayer

Nobody else needs it. It reads a web page and writes into your own chat log. A server does

not know it is there, and neither does anybody playing beside you.

If Core is installed, this mod registers with its

version gate so a mismatch is reported rather than discovered later. Every setting is marked

as yours, the address included. A host imposing that one would be pointing your client at an

address of its choosing, and it would still be in your config after you disconnected.

Bugs and ideas

Both go t