斯文馬克斯

Sven和他的朋友們在一個醉酒的夜晚將馬克斯畫在Riverwood橋上

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故事

前一天晚上，在Riverwood的Sven和幾個朋友喝醉了。很醉。他們認爲如果他們放下端到端的話，看看有多少副本的Sven可以完全越過城外的橋，這將是一個了不起的想法。

由於那裏只有一個真正的斯文，他們認爲最好的辦法就是讓他躺下一段時間，標記他的頭（或腳）到達的位置，然後讓他再次用頭或腳對着標記所以他們可以標記下一個伸展，等等。

好吧，無論如何，那是意圖。就像我說的那樣，他們喝醉了。非常醉。有幾次，斯文再次躺在剛剛測量的空間裏。有時他伸出手，有時他試圖蜷縮起來。有一次他躺下睡着了，他們不能再把他弄起來，所以他們不得不在他們估計如果他仍然可以用作測量棒的地方做一些標記。然而，他的朋友也非常醉，他們的估計技巧有些受損。

最終的結果是在Riverwood橋的護牆上有一組油漆痕跡，間隔不均勻，間隔可能與Nord的長度相當。如果你眯起眼睛。喝醉了。

他們得出的結論是，這座橋大約有15個半長的Svens。

Mod

這只是在Riverwood橋上添加了一組油漆標記。就這樣。真。沒有任務。沒有時髦的盔甲或武器。只是油漆的分裂。而已。

這是一個笑話模式，你應該感謝或責備jknjb爲我提供“鼓勵”來完成這項工作。

整個mod實際上是對現實世界事件的引用。您計算出該活動的獎品是一種合理的權利，讓您在幾分鐘內對自己感到自鳴得意。我趕緊補充一點，這個mod和真實世界事件之間唯一的相似之處是跨越了一些橋樑 - 我在這個版本中的那些標記後面構建的故事與任何真實世界標記背後的任何故事沒有任何意圖相似任何現實世界的橋樑。

這是一個笑話模式我沒有花費大量精力擔心兼容性。它應該適用於任何不會徹底改變橋樑的東西（例如，用完全不同的橋樑替換它）或移動橋樑。無論有沒有SMIM，它看起來都很好，而且它也適用於天際橋（因爲它不會改變Riverwood的橋本身，它只是增加了一個屋頂）。它也與ETaC完美兼容。

安裝

下載檔案，查看檔案內部。將“數據”的內容複製到遊戲的數據目錄中。使用首選的mod管理工具，確保啓用SPTSvenMarks.esp（如果您沒有在mod列表中看到該mod，則表示您沒有正確安裝文件）。

要卸載，請禁用SPTSvenMarks.esp。您也可以刪除SPTSvenMarks.esp和SPTSvenMarks.bsa。

積分

感謝jknjb的“鼓勵”以及beta測試。感謝貝塞斯達製作遊戲和改裝工具，讓我可以構建這樣的微弱笑話。

請享用！

最後的說明

這是Legendary Edition的mod的一個端口

2.0,2017-11-04：LE 1.1版的初始SSE端口

2.1,2018-03-26：添加了輕型主版本

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Sadly Necessary Foreward

A necessary bit of boilerplate. The is the only legitimate locations where you should find this mod. If you find it in any other location, particularly if that location has required you to pay to be able to download the mod, be aware that someone who isn't me is providing unauthorised (that is, pirated) and unsupported goods and you should avoid them. It might be nice to tell me about it too:)

The Story

One night a while ago Sven in Riverwood and a few friends got drunk. Very drunk. They decided that it would be an amazing idea to see how many copies of Sven it would take to completely cross the bridge out of town, if they laid down end-to-end.

Since there was only one actual Sven there they decided the best way to do this was to get him lay down for a stretch, mark where his head (or feet) reached, then get him to lay down again with his head or feet against the mark so they could mark the next stretch, and so-on.

Well, that was the intent, anyway. Like I said, they were very drunk. Very very drunk. A couple of times Sven lay down again in the space just measured.  Sometimes he stretched out, other times he tried to curl up. At one point he lay down and fell asleep and they could not get him up again, so they had to make some marks at where they'd estimate he'd be if he was still capable of being used as a measuring stick. However, his friends were also very very drunk and their estimation skills were somewhat impaired.

The end result is a set of paint marks across the parapet of the Riverwood bridge, spaced not very evenly at all at intervals that might plausibly correspond to the length of a Nord. If you squinted. And were drunk.

They came to the conclusion that the bridge is around 15 and a half Svens long.

The Mod

This just adds a set of paint marks on the Riverwood bridge. That's all.  Really. There are no quests. No funky armours or weapons. Just splodges of paint. Nothing more.

It's a joke mod, and you should either thank or blame jknjb for providing me "encouragement" to get this done.

The whole mod is actually a reference to a real-world event. Your prize for working out what that event was is a legitimate right to feel smugly self-satisfied about yourself for a few minutes. I hasten to add that the only similarity between this mod and the real-world event are some marks across a bridge - the story I've constructed behind those marks in this mod bears no intentional similarity to any story behind any real-world marks across any real-world bridge.

This being a joke mod I've not spent a huge amount of effort worrying about compatibility. It should work with anything t …