TalkingBingBong

Squeeze him. He squeaks. Then he answers.

Keep squeezing and you will regret it.

Hold a Bing Bong. Left-click.

He squishes between your hands, squeaks like a real squeaky toy, and shouts at you.

His beak opens and closes with every word. He leans into your face while he talks.

Ask him anything.

Yes. No. Maybe. Or something only Bing Bong would say.

Ask him a hundred times and he has something to say about that too.

Do not spam him.

Mash the squeeze and he stops answering. He turns red.

Red Bing Bong does not do questions. He wants to be put down. He wants water.

Dunk him in the sea and all is forgiven. He comes back green, calm, and quiet.

That is not all.

Hit him. Cook him. Let a seagull take him. See what happens.

You will find out.

Left-click no longer eats him. He is not food. He is a friend. Sometimes.

Multiplayer: every player installs the mod, the host too.

Everyone sees and hears every squeeze, every word, and everything else he does. Players without the mod are not affected.

Everything is tunable in BepInEx/config/howtofish.bingbong.cfg - squish, voice, how fast he gets angry, the beak, and the rest.

Bing Bong belongs to PEAK. The squeeze-and-answer idea is theirs, and we love the little guy.

This is a fan tribute, made with a lot of affection.

Made by Yakari